Pure Love Insult ComplexPure Love Insult Complex
「 I think you should also bring Mitama-chan as the Japanese representative. 」
Nei tells me to add her to the people we’re bringing to the agency tomorrow.
「 Mitama? 」
I look at Mitama who’s sitting with her sister a little further from me.
Mitama has been a bodyguard since birth.
She’s also specialized in attacking and wrecking.
If I have to bring Mitama with us, then…
「 Death Star Productions will bring someone that Mitama has to take down? 」
I asked.
Edie’s much stronger, and much smarter, and yet…
Why does it have to be Mitama?
「 No, not that 」
「 That’s not it, it’s just because Mitama-chan’s already a celebrity 」
Edie and Nei laughed.
Mitama’s a celebrity?
Mitama appears as the cover girl every week in Yukino’s show, wearing only a micro bikini and a sword at her back, which makes no sense.
「 We know that Mitama’s a bodyguard, but for entertainment agencies, Mitama’s a TV personality 」
「 Rather, Mitama-chan may be famous, but she’s not in any entertainment agency 」
True, Mitama’s a TV talent in the eyes of ordinary people.
Mitama’s speech and conduct are like a straight-talking warrior girl without having two sides when she appears on Yukino’s show, and the viewers find it amusing.
Nowadays, she’s popular among adults and children alike.
Yesterday and today, during the school festival, she was doing a classic Japanese street performance to draw an audience in front of the bakery.
「 Mitama-chan’s highly sought after in the talent scene, she’s a gem known to become a big seller, and she’s still unaffiliated and hasn’t joined any agencies yet 」
「 They’d love to have her on their agency 」
The two said.
「 Darling, we’re taking the agency by force tomorrow. But, it’s not fun for those who will get taken over 」
Edie’s right.
Tomorrow, we’re taking the talent agency, but…
The origin was the Yakuza-run entertainment agency called Death Star productions was using its talents to harass Yukino at the station.
Then, Mitama and the twins exposed it on Yukino’s show.
Minaho-neesan talked to the management, and then…
To show distinction from Death Pro, the female talent division, which I believe is called “Death Star Productions M&M Section F” had been transferred to us.
「 They’ve nurtured the office for so many years, and now someone who has nothing to do with the entertainment industry and has no idea what they’re talking about is taking over 」
The decision to transfer them to us was made by the management, not the people in the office.
Surely the talents from Death Star Productions won’t be happy with such a decision.
Besides, they hate the fact that Yukino’s show exists, which makes no sense for the entertainment industry, and they’ve been harassing Yukino.
Furthermore, they don’t even have the intention to give in to us and lose their female talent division.
They must be angry deep inside.
「 By the way Darling, we’ve got several defensive measures for the company that we’re taking over 」
Edie speaks.
「 Darling, have you ever heard of something called crown jewel? 」
No, I haven’t.
I mean, you know that I don’t.
「 Simply put is that it’s the most important and lucrative party of the company before it’s transferred to another. The company took over is empty, so the one taking over just loses money, while the one taken from didn’t lose anything important 」
Edie said.
「 We’re not taking over Death Star Pro. They’re just handing over the female talents. But, the method is still the same as taking over. They could use the crown jewel strategy before the transfer 」
So they’re moving the important ones to their company.
「 But what’s the most important for an entertainment company? 」
That’s…
「 That would be their talents, I think 」
I replied.
Entertainment agencies are in the business of managing talents that belongs to them, so they can’t afford to lose them.
「 Correct 」
Edie smiles.
「 Sensei already assumed that the Death Pro already came up with the strategy 」
Nei said.
Minaho-neesan is already thinking that they’re going to transfer their talents.
「 She told me to grab all the talents listed on Death Pro’s website as of yesterday, and make sure that they come there tomorrow 」
That’s mentioned earlier.
To cancel any of the scheduled jobs of the talents.
To gather all the talents of Death Pro by tomorrow afternoon.
「 Death Pro would put all the talents in front of us, making us think that they’d be our talents, but then they’d pull the rug saying “unfortunately, these talents will be transferred to other offices under the Death Star Productions umbrella. Serves you right,” … or so they thought 」
Nei said.
They’re giving us the department, but not the talents.
That’s how they plan to ridicule us.
I’m sure that they hate us enough to do that.
「 So, we should go there and say that we don’t really need your talents at all 」
And we need to have a talent at hand, in other words, Mitama.
「 So, we’re taking Mitama-chan with us to spoil their enthusiasm. Before they could say that they’re taking their talents away from us, we’re putting Mitama-chan to our talents, and tell them that we already have enough talents to make money even if we don’t get any from them 」
「 On the other hand, Death Pro would want Mitama that they can’t hold themselves back 」
I see, so that’s the plan.
I’m simply thinking of bringing Nei, who’s a super beauty, so the death pro agency, who has a lot of beautiful talents, don’t look down on us, but…
Nei and everyone seem to have gone further.
「 Is that also why we’re bringing Clito and Ososo? 」
「 Yes. Even if we can’t get any of the Death Pro’s talent, then we’re going to show them that we have enough talents to start an agency of our own 」
「 We’re going beyond what they’re expecting 」
I once again think of the members who will go to the Death Pro tomorrow…
Minaho-neesan, Nei, Mitama, Clito, Ososo, and another one the Caucasian assassin.
I feel like Edie’s also going to come with us.
So, I thought about it.
「 No, it’s okay to bring Mitama, but just her won’t be enough 」
Yeah.
「 What do you mean Yo-chan? 」
Well…
「 This whole thing started with Mitama exposing that Death Pro talents were bullying Yukino, right? 」
I said.
「 So of course, they know that we have Mitama on our side. They probably don’t expect Mitama would come with us to the office tomorrow, but that’s not enough for a surprise 」
If we’re going this way, then we should go with something that they’re not going to expect.
「 Earlier, you mentioned that we should bring another Caucasian with us, right? 」
I look around the room.
「 Yes, but let’s not pick from the girl assassins. I’m making a distinction between those who have become my pets and the other girls right now 」
I want them to have regrets, thinking that “if they got in faster than Ososo, then they could’ve been my pet instead.”
That’s going to be the trend for the girls who want to become something else other than an assassin.
「 Then, which Caucasian should you bring? 」
Nei asks, I…
「 We’ll take Anya 」
Nikita Gorbachev, Anya.
She’s Russian-American. Blonde-haired and white skin. She also has blue eyes.
「 Right. I think that’s a good idea 」
Edie’s convinced.
Anya appears every quarter in the special show where Rei-chan and Kyouko-san fight.
That’s why people know about Anya now.
There was even a huge fuss when she appears on TV.
So far, Yukino’s show and Rei-chan vs Kyouko-san’s show characters never overlapped.
That’s why the Death Pro guys don’t know that Anya is with us.
「 Mitama and Anya are both famous, yet, they don’t belong to any agencies, so that will definitely surprise them 」
I think.
「 But, are you sure about that Yo-chan? 」
I know Nei’s worries.
If Mitama and Anya are together, then Yukino’s show and Rei vs Kyouko-san’s show will expose that we’re behind it all.
「 I think it’s okay. I think it’s just the right time. Mitama and Rei-chan were featured in Edie’s school swimsuit judo tournament already 」
Furthermore, Nei, the host of that program will also go to Death Pro tomorrow.
Those who are perceptive will notice it right away.
「 We should reveal it before they expose it 」
I said.
「 If that’s the case, should we bring Reika-oneesan too? 」
Nei said, but…
「 That’s going too far now, Reika’s the face of Kouzuki SS 」
「 Edie’s right, if we bring Rei-chan, then they’d just be cautious now 」
Kouzuki SS has the name of the Kouzuki house with them.
Death Pro doesn’t want to pick a fight with the nobility either.
「 If it’s just Anya, they don’t know what kind of relationship we have with the Kouzuki SS so they’ll have some hard time dealing with us 」
Rei-chan is a full-time employee of Kouzuki SS, but…
Anya’s background is unknown.
From their point of view, it’s hard to figure out if she’s just a foreign talent or someone with a direct connection to the Kouzuki SS.
「 Okay, I’ll tell Sensei 」
「 I’ll talk to Anya 」
Then.
「 Hello, I’m Matsumoto Maki 」
「 This is our pet, Izumi 」
「 Pleased to meet you nyan 」
「 ♪Become cuter, become cuter, hare hore pyon♪ 」
After that chant, I hear applause and cheers.
Marika, Maki, and Izumi finally finished greeting all my women now.
Karen was the last one to make the chant.
They don’t need to greet the girls I haven’t had sex with, so the girl assassins look lonely.
That’s good.
They need to want to join the family as soon as possible.
「 Good, you’re all dismissed. You can leave the room 」
I told the girls in the room.
Then.
「 Kou-san, can you let me take care of Matsumoto Miki-san tonight? 」
Marika’s sister, Erica raised her hand and told me.
Erica’s sister, Marika, is now a couple with Maki, so…
She’s curious about Maki’s sister, Miki-san.
「 Then, Anju-chan and I will stay in the same room too 」
Kinoshita-san told me with a smile.
「 We’re all virgins after all 」
Hmm.
Miki-san has been with Kinoshita-san and Kurose Anju tonight.
She probably doesn’t want to sleep with her sister who has changed since she had sex with me.
「 Okay, please do that 」
「 Okay 」
The beauty, who’s also known as the star of middle school, went to Miki-san, who has been looking gloomy all this time.
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「 I’m fine with it. That looks fun 」
Anya replies while taking off her bra.
Her breasts are nicely shaped and it has a womanly smell.
Anya’s a little different than other girls.
「 Otono-sama, please come here 」
On top of the large bed, which occupies more than half of the room, and can have more than ten people sleep and still have some space to spare…has Kurumi calling me.
Today, the girl assassins, wearing matching nightgowns are sitting on the mats on the bed.
Only Clito and Ososo, my pets sit on the bed.
We have to establish their difference even here.
The women on the bed are all naked and wearing only a piece of clothing, either a bathrobe or a nightgown.
However, there’s only one that’s naked.
「 Aah, yes. That feels good 」
「 Here? 」
「 Aaahn, yes, there 」
It’s Shou-neechan lying down on the bed naked, and Motoko’s giving her back a massage.
「 I feel sorry to ask a young lady of the Kuromiya house to do this, but… 」
「 What are you talking about, Shou-oneesama’s always been taking care of us 」
On the other hand, Kurumi is massaging Rei-chan’s long legs.
「 You’re so good at this 」
The master and servant of the Kuromiya house had perfect bridal training and so they’re good at household chores, but…
To think that they even know massage techniques.
「 When Grandmother was alive and well, Kurumi and I give her a massage every day 」
Motoko’s grandmother was the one who taught Motoko and Kurumi the Kuromiya style of spear fighting.
I heard that she already passed away.
「 I’ll give you a massage too 」
Anya, who’s wearing a bathrobe on her naked body, smiled at me.
「 I was also in charge of massaging Cordelia-sama before 」
Anya was Miss Cordelia’s pet back then.
She rose from the ranks, and now she’s our family.
「 Recently, I’ve been sticking with you much more so Cordelia-sama was lonely 」
「 Eenie-san and Meenie-san are with her, right? 」
I remember the twin pets Miss Cordelia had.
「 Those two are already adults, Cordelia-sama wants someone younger as a pet 」
Speaking of which, Miss Cordelia wanted Edie as a pet, and that’s why she bought her from the assassination cult in New Orleans.
Edie didn’t want that so she escaped to us.
「 Anya-oneesama, if you don’t mind, could you teach us your massage techniques? 」
Tsukiko, who welcomed us in the bed wearing a nightgown, said.
「 Oh? But you could just peek into my mind and learn the techniques, right? 」
Anya said laughingly, but…
「 I can do that, but these girls… 」
「 Yes. It’s an opportunity so I want to learn 」
「 Please 」
Behind Tsukiko are Sakurako and Arisu, wearing their nightgown sitting upright and bowing to Anya.
「 I’ll teach you even if you don’t do that, I wanted to get closer with you girls for a while 」
Anya specializes in lesbian stuff before. That was until I had sex with her.
She wanted to do it with Nei back then.
Just like her master, Miss Cordelia, she loves cute girls.
「 Okay, lie down 」
I did as Anya told me and lied down.
「 Then, let’s start with the shoulder 」
The massage started.
Tonight, my women have been working hard behind the scenes for the past two days.
Shou-neechan yesterday put down the rebellion in Kouzuki SS and also helped with our meeting with Elder Matsumoto today.
Rei-chan was supposed to be off-duty, yet she drove from the mansion to school multiple times to deliver the bread and even became the referee in Edie’s school swimsuit judo tournament.
Tsukiko used her Miko power to punish the rebel forces, and she still monitors the state of the girl assassins.
Motoko and Kurumi made lunch boxes and did the housework in the mansion.
Sakurako and Arisu had helped out making pastries in the mansion.
「 You’re tired too, aren’t you? 」
Sakurako rubs my left arm as she watches Anya massage my right.
「 You do it like this 」
Tsukiko read Anya’s thoughts and helped Sakurako’s hand.
「 Thank you 」
Sakurako thanked Tsukiko.
「 Good job for the past two days. Thank you for Misato-oneesama too 」
Arisu says as she copies Kurumi massaging Rei-chan. Rubbing my feet.
Arisu’s sister, Kurama Misato is a prostitute cadet under Minaho-neesan to pay off the debt of the Kurama house.
But for today, she enjoyed the school festival together with the tennis club.
「 Yeah, I think that’s good too 」
They’re girls who can’t go back to their normal high-school life anymore, but they were able to spend time with other students of their age, even if it’s just for a day.
「 Hey, the girls are making faces saying “what should we do?” 」
Anya whispers to me.
I lift my head and see Clito and Ososo in their bathrobes looking at me with troubled faces.
Oh, the other girls started massaging me but they can’t decide whether they should join or not.
It’s not that they want to massage me voluntarily.
「 Anya, tell them that I’ll call them if I need them, but for now, just roll on the bed. They’re pets, so make themselves cute until they’re called 」
「 Okay 」
Anya giggled and delivered my words in the language the girl assassins understand, French with a strong Southeast Asian accent.
Then.
Ososo grabs the collar of her bathrobe and said something.
「 What was it? 」
I asked Anya, and then…
「 She asks if she should get naked? 」
「 Why? Did I tell her to get naked? 」
I don’t get it.
「 I don’t think they know what it means to look cute, so she probably thought of getting naked for the time being 」
These girls were kept by their crazy boss on a Southeast Asian crime syndicate.
They don’t even know how to make themselves look cute.
「 Arisu, show an example. Make yourself cute in front of them 」
I speak to Arisu who’s massaging my legs.
To be honest, Arisu’s hands were too light that it was not even a massage.
「 Huh? Look cute? 」
Arisu thinks for a moment.
「 Something like this? Nya~ 」
She curls her arms and makes a cat pose.
Cute.
「 I think it should be more like this. Nyaa~ 」
Kurumi stopped massaging Rei-chan and became a cat.
Yeah, that’s much more cat-like compared to Arisu.
「 I think it should be like this, nyaan~ 」
Motoko lets go of Shou-neechan’s back and make a cat pose, but…
「 Motoko, that’s not a cat but a tiger 」
The pose is too dignified. It’s almost like a tiger eyeing its prey.
「 My bad 」
We laughed it off.
Clito and Ososo, and the girl assassins out of the bed were watching us have a good time in confusion.
「 Tsukiko-oneesama and Sakurako-oneesama, please try copying a cute cat too 」
Arisu told the two.
When she came to the mansion, she had a gloomy face, but now…
She’s blended into the family quite well.
Who would’ve thought that she’d be this pampered?
Oh, it’s because Mitama and Kinuka aren’t here.
They were former bodyguards of the Kurama house, and so Arisu has to act as the daughter of nobility.
「 L-Like this? What do you think? 」
Sakurako makes a cat pose bashfully.
「 Sakurako, you have to say “Nyaa” too 」
「 Nyaa 」
Cute.
It’s clumsy, and she doesn’t nail the cat pose right, but that’s what makes it cute.
「 Okay, it’s Tsukiko-oneesama’s turn 」
Sakurako urged, and so Tsukiko;
「 Nyaa 」
Another weird pose.
Tsukiko’s usually cool looking but…
「 Please don’t laugh so much 」
Tsukiko said bashfully.
「 Then, I shall do the same 」
Anya got up to bed.
She jumped on the spot, did a cartwheel, and landed without shaking the bed.
Then, she moves like a cat and poses like one…
「 Meow 」
And the cry is also American.
「 Anya-san, you’re just using the Cats musical with that pose 」
Rei-chan said with a laugh.
「 Try it too then Reika-san 」
Anya tells Rei-chan with a challenging tone.
「 Me? Well…nyaa? 」
Rei-chan tries to pose like a cat, but…
It’s just horribly bad.
「 Rei-chan, that’s not even a cat pose, that’s Ultraman 」
I said.
「 Ultraman? 」
「 You know, the pose when he transforms 」
I would love to explain it but the people in this room won’t understand.
I don’t think young ladies of nobility even heard the name Ultraman before.
Rei-chan and Shou-neechan only saw it in their childhood so they probably don’t remember it.
Anya didn’t even know what Ultraman is.
「 If it’s Ultron, then I know about him 」
Sorry, Anya, I don’t know about that one either.
「 Now it’s Shou-oneesama’s turn 」
Arisu calls Shou-neechan.
Shou-neechan has been naked on the bed since she’s getting Motoko’s massage.
「 I’ll pass. It’s embarrassing 」
Shou-neechan said while lying down.
「 Don’t say that, everyone’s playing cats right now 」
Arisu pushes further, but…
「 Well, I can’t do a cat, but any other feline will do 」
Huh?
「 If it’s a cat in heat, then I can do that right now 」
Saying that Shou-neechan got on top of me and poses like a panther.
Shou-neechan’s breasts shook.
「 Oh, if that’s the case, then that’s also my forte 」
Anya smiled and loosened her bathrobe
「 It’s love-making time (It’s time for sex) 」
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