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Chapter 458: Chapter 459 Blow…

Translator: Doggotranslation

Chapter 459 Blow…

Liusu and Dong XIaoye both blushed in embarrassment. The female shop assistant was not only very imaginative, but also very bold. She actually thought that we were having a threesome in the changing room.

Liusu complained to me embarrassedly: “It’s all your fault! Look what happened now? She actually thought, thought that we…” She was so embarrassed that she couldn’t even finish her words.

“It was you who pulled me into the changing room, right? And it was also you who drew the curtain, too,” The pain in my lower body made my smiling face become a little bit twisted, but I still couldn’t help but want to chuckle. “You can’t blame me alone. You two were trying on new clothes repeatedly like you were having some kind of competition, and both of you always asked me for opinions, it would only be strange if they didn’t misunderstand it. I’ve already told you that when a man and two women are shopping together, it can not be called a date. People would not be able to tell which two of the three people are the couple at all.”

Dong Xiaoye blushed even more, “Okay, okay, let’s just stop it here and go out quickly. Little Chu, can you walk now?”

I clamped my thighs and held in my belly, smiling bitterly, “No, it still hurts when I try to move…”

Only men can understand this kind of pain. In a short period of time, it would feel much worse than death. But as long as it is not severely injured, it will be fine after a while. In fact, It was no longer that painful anymore. All I needed to do was to take a few more deep breaths, then it would be fine. After all, Dong Xiaoye kicked me barefoot, and there was a thick curtain between us.

But Dong Xiaoye didn’t know that my reaction was exaggerated. Mistakenly thinking that I was seriously injured, she who had just wiped her tears teared up again. The guilt she felt and the embarrassing situation now made her feel at a loss for what to do, “Then what should we do? Should, should we go to the hospital as soon as possible? We can’t just keep staying here. It will only worsen the misunderstanding.”

A strong woman like her would also show such a helpless expression… Feeling funny, so I subconsciously joked, “It’s okay, it just need a few rubs- Pfft…”

An elbow strike from Liusu almost made me vomit blood, “If you make dirty jokes again to take advantage of us, I will castrate you!”

“How is this a dirty joke?” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “This is an effective treatment method, alright. Back when I was playing football in the university, whenever I was injured, I always used this method to ease my pain. It’s not like you don’t know. Besides, I didn’t ask you to rub it for me.”

“But the situation is different now. This is a changing room, not a football field, and… Besides you, there are only two of us here. If you rub, rub it in front of us… How embarrassing is that?!”

Who asked you to watch it? Can’t you two leave the changing room first and let me rest here for a while? I seriously questioned whether those two women were really embarrassed, because their eyes that were staring at my crotch were full of curiosity and anticipation…

Seeing that I was not doing anything, Dong Xiaoye finally realized something, so she coughed and asked, “Um… is there no other way besides rubbing it?”

“There is,” I said without thinking: “You can blow…”

I think what happened next doesn’t need to be explained in detail… It was another tragedy caused by my stupid mouth.

When I limped out of the changing room, I saw the red face of the female shop assistant. Even without asking her, I knew that it must be my special groan just now that made her have a strange idea…

Those two damn women kept pinching and biting, twisting and beating me, my neck and arms were covered with their bite marks and lipstick marks, and my clothes were completely disheveled.

Do all women have hidden sadistic attributes? The envy and admiration in the eyes of the female assistant when she looked at Liusu and Dong Xiaoye made me feel once again that, “women are tigers”.

It was not clear whether this was a joke or an accident, but it had more or less affected the atmosphere between the three of us. It was no longer stern and pretentious. Although it didn’t feel like a date, it became harmonious and natural. We started to chat and laugh more, enjoying the time together.

After two hours of shopping, the two girls said that they were tired, and they wanted to have a drink. Although they said this, I knew that they were not tired at all. They said this simply because they could tell that I was tired. So we returned to the same open-air cold drink shop where we went before.

Dong Xiaoye’s kick didn’t cause any serious injury to me. Although it didn’t affect my walk, my crotch still hurt whenever I had any movement. I didn’t want to keep complaining about it, not because I was a man and it would make me feel embarrassed, but because I didn’t want Dong Xiaoye to blame herself. However, those two women’s eyes were very sharp. After they noticed that I frowned when I got on the motorcycle of the motorcycle arcade game, they started to complain that they were tired.

After drinking a cup of cold lemon tea, I felt a lot cooler. I took the paper towel from Liusu and wiped the sweat from my forehead. “Where are we going next?” I asked.

I didn’t want to ruin Liusu’s mood because of my own little problem. However, what I didn’t expect was that as soon as they sat down, they also didn’t seem to want to move again. Liusu no longer acted like a lady, resting her head on the table and pressing her cheek to the cold glass. “It’s so hot, I don’t want to go anywhere now…” She said listlessly.

Dong Xiaoye also echoed, “Me too, let’s take a break first. Aren’t you tired?”

“Me?”

Dong Xiaoye’s face flushed red. Before I could answer, she said quickly: “Even if you are not tired, I am tired. Anyway, I don’t want to move anymore.”

Liusu agreed, “Yeah, the movie will start at half past six, and it’s just four o’clock now. We can take a break before we go to see the movie, lest we get tired and fall asleep in the cinema.”

“Fine then…”

Before I finished my words, I heard someone beside me say in a slightly surprised tone: “Xiao Chu? It’s really you! I thought I was wrong.”

I was taken aback. When I turned my head and looked at the person, I discovered that it was a chubby middle-aged woman in her early forties, “Elder Sister Wang, why are you here?”

This woman was my landlady.

She pointed to a little shy girl holding her hand, and smiled: “My daughter will take the middle school entry exam in a few days, but it is not good to stay at home all day to study, so I’m taking her out to have some fresh air, and buying a new set of clothes to encourage her along the way. Hehe, you can’t put too much pressure on kids nowadays. Actually, I really don’t know what her teachers have in their minds, it seems that the rate of enrollment is more important than the child’s mental health…”

My landlady was an easy-going and very talkative person. As soon as we met, she complained enthusiastically to me about the problems she had in her daily life. After talking for a while, she finally noticed Liusu and Dong Xiaoye next to me. Seeing the eye-catching roses on the table, the expression on her face immediately became ambiguous, “I’m so sorry. I didn’t know that you are… may I ask, those two girls are your…”

Although Liusu often went to my flat, she had never met with my landlady, so they didn’t know each other, “Liusu, Xiaoye, this is my landlady, Elder Sister Wang. Elder Sister Wang, they are… ”

“Which one is your girlfriend?” My landlady interrupted excitedly without waiting for me to finish. Speaking of Elder Sister Wang, she was a very warm-hearted person. Her husband owned a logistic company, so her family was quite wealthy. However, Elder Sister Wang didn’t like to be a full-time housewife, and she liked to keep herself busy. A few years ago, she followed the masses and started to speculate on the housing market. But no one expected that the economic crisis would happen, causing the house price to plummet. Because of that, she was stuck with a few flats she bought, and she had no choice but to become a landlady.

Because of her personality, she had a very good relationship with all the tenants. When I just rented the flat from her, she insisted that she wanted to introduce a girl to me no matter how I tried to decline it. (In fact, that girl was also one of her tenants.) In the end, I had no choice but to tell her that I already have a girlfriend.

I had already forgotten all about it, but I didn’t expect that she would still remember it.

Liusu and Dong Xiaoye stood up hurriedly. In a panic, Dong Xiaoye was tripped over by the chair and fell right into my arms accidentally.

“Oh, it’s this young lady,” my landlady looked at Dong Xiaoye and said with a smile, “Xiao Chu, you are really lucky, your girlfriend is really beautiful.”

Dong Xiaoye was just tripped over by the chair, but my landlord didn’t notice the situation under her feet. So to her, Dong Xiaoye was using her action to tell her that she was my girlfriend…

Seeing Liusu’s face darkened, I couldn’t help but break out in a cold sweat.

“Elder Sister Wang, you misunderstood…”

Dong Xiaoye hurriedly got up from my arms, pointed to Liusu, and said, “Mrs. Wang, you have misunderstood it. She is his girlfriend.”

“Huh?” My landlady looked at Liusu in confusion.

Dong Xiaoye’s tone was calm, but she couldn’t hide the redness of her face. She gently pushed me away, and said to my landlady: “We’ve met before, don’t you remember me?”

My landlady was dazed, staring at Dong Xiaoye’s face for a while, and said, “Now that you mention it, you do look familiar to me….”

Chapter 458: Chapter 459 Blow…

Translator: Doggotranslation

Chapter 459 Blow…

Liusu and Dong XIaoye both blushed in embarrassment. The female shop assistant was not only very imaginative, but also very bold. She actually thought that we were having a threesome in the changing room.

Liusu complained to me embarrassedly: “It’s all your fault! Look what happened now? She actually thought, thought that we…” She was so embarrassed that she couldn’t even finish her words.

“It was you who pulled me into the changing room, right? And it was also you who drew the curtain, too,” The pain in my lower body made my smiling face become a little bit twisted, but I still couldn’t help but want to chuckle. “You can’t blame me alone. You two were trying on new clothes repeatedly like you were having some kind of competition, and both of you always asked me for opinions, it would only be strange if they didn’t misunderstand it. I’ve already told you that when a man and two women are shopping together, it can not be called a date. People would not be able to tell which two of the three people are the couple at all.”

Dong Xiaoye blushed even more, “Okay, okay, let’s just stop it here and go out quickly. Little Chu, can you walk now?”

I clamped my thighs and held in my belly, smiling bitterly, “No, it still hurts when I try to move…”

Only men can understand this kind of pain. In a short period of time, it would feel much worse than death. But as long as it is not severely injured, it will be fine after a while. In fact, It was no longer that painful anymore. All I needed to do was to take a few more deep breaths, then it would be fine. After all, Dong Xiaoye kicked me barefoot, and there was a thick curtain between us.

But Dong Xiaoye didn’t know that my reaction was exaggerated. Mistakenly thinking that I was seriously injured, she who had just wiped her tears teared up again. The guilt she felt and the embarrassing situation now made her feel at a loss for what to do, “Then what should we do? Should, should we go to the hospital as soon as possible? We can’t just keep staying here. It will only worsen the misunderstanding.”

A strong woman like her would also show such a helpless expression… Feeling funny, so I subconsciously joked, “It’s okay, it just need a few rubs- Pfft…”

An elbow strike from Liusu almost made me vomit blood, “If you make dirty jokes again to take advantage of us, I will castrate you!”

“How is this a dirty joke?” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “This is an effective treatment method, alright. Back when I was playing football in the university, whenever I was injured, I always used this method to ease my pain. It’s not like you don’t know. Besides, I didn’t ask you to rub it for me.”

“But the situation is different now. This is a changing room, not a football field, and… Besides you, there are only two of us here. If you rub, rub it in front of us… How embarrassing is that?!”

Who asked you to watch it? Can’t you two leave the changing room first and let me rest here for a while? I seriously questioned whether those two women were really embarrassed, because their eyes that were staring at my crotch were full of curiosity and anticipation…

Seeing that I was not doing anything, Dong Xiaoye finally realized something, so she coughed and asked, “Um… is there no other way besides rubbing it?”

“There is,” I said without thinking: “You can blow…”

I think what happened next doesn’t need to be explained in detail… It was another tragedy caused by my stupid mouth.

When I limped out of the changing room, I saw the red face of the female shop assistant. Even without asking her, I knew that it must be my special groan just now that made her have a strange idea…

Those two damn women kept pinching and biting, twisting and beating me, my neck and arms were covered with their bite marks and lipstick marks, and my clothes were completely disheveled.

Do all women have hidden sadistic attributes? The envy and admiration in the eyes of the female assistant when she looked at Liusu and Dong Xiaoye made me feel once again that, “women are tigers”.

It was not clear whether this was a joke or an accident, but it had more or less affected the atmosphere between the three of us. It was no longer stern and pretentious. Although it didn’t feel like a date, it became harmonious and natural. We started to chat and laugh more, enjoying the time together.

After two hours of shopping, the two girls said that they were tired, and they wanted to have a drink. Although they said this, I knew that they were not tired at all. They said this simply because they could tell that I was tired. So we returned to the same open-air cold drink shop where we went before.

Dong Xiaoye’s kick didn’t cause any serious injury to me. Although it didn’t affect my walk, my crotch still hurt whenever I had any movement. I didn’t want to keep complaining about it, not because I was a man and it would make me feel embarrassed, but because I didn’t want Dong Xiaoye to blame herself. However, those two women’s eyes were very sharp. After they noticed that I frowned when I got on the motorcycle of the motorcycle arcade game, they started to complain that they were tired.

After drinking a cup of cold lemon tea, I felt a lot cooler. I took the paper towel from Liusu and wiped the sweat from my forehead. “Where are we going next?” I asked.

I didn’t want to ruin Liusu’s mood because of my own little problem. However, what I didn’t expect was that as soon as they sat down, they also didn’t seem to want to move again. Liusu no longer acted like a lady, resting her head on the table and pressing her cheek to the cold glass. “It’s so hot, I don’t want to go anywhere now…” She said listlessly.

Dong Xiaoye also echoed, “Me too, let’s take a break first. Aren’t you tired?”

“Me?”

Dong Xiaoye’s face flushed red. Before I could answer, she said quickly: “Even if you are not tired, I am tired. Anyway, I don’t want to move anymore.”

Liusu agreed, “Yeah, the movie will start at half past six, and it’s just four o’clock now. We can take a break before we go to see the movie, lest we get tired and fall asleep in the cinema.”

“Fine then…”

Before I finished my words, I heard someone beside me say in a slightly surprised tone: “Xiao Chu? It’s really you! I thought I was wrong.”

I was taken aback. When I turned my head and looked at the person, I discovered that it was a chubby middle-aged woman in her early forties, “Elder Sister Wang, why are you here?”

This woman was my landlady.

She pointed to a little shy girl holding her hand, and smiled: “My daughter will take the middle school entry exam in a few days, but it is not good to stay at home all day to study, so I’m taking her out to have some fresh air, and buying a new set of clothes to encourage her along the way. Hehe, you can’t put too much pressure on kids nowadays. Actually, I really don’t know what her teachers have in their minds, it seems that the rate of enrollment is more important than the child’s mental health…”

My landlady was an easy-going and very talkative person. As soon as we met, she complained enthusiastically to me about the problems she had in her daily life. After talking for a while, she finally noticed Liusu and Dong Xiaoye next to me. Seeing the eye-catching roses on the table, the expression on her face immediately became ambiguous, “I’m so sorry. I didn’t know that you are… may I ask, those two girls are your…”

Although Liusu often went to my flat, she had never met with my landlady, so they didn’t know each other, “Liusu, Xiaoye, this is my landlady, Elder Sister Wang. Elder Sister Wang, they are… ”

“Which one is your girlfriend?” My landlady interrupted excitedly without waiting for me to finish. Speaking of Elder Sister Wang, she was a very warm-hearted person. Her husband owned a logistic company, so her family was quite wealthy. However, Elder Sister Wang didn’t like to be a full-time housewife, and she liked to keep herself busy. A few years ago, she followed the masses and started to speculate on the housing market. But no one expected that the economic crisis would happen, causing the house price to plummet. Because of that, she was stuck with a few flats she bought, and she had no choice but to become a landlady.

Because of her personality, she had a very good relationship with all the tenants. When I just rented the flat from her, she insisted that she wanted to introduce a girl to me no matter how I tried to decline it. (In fact, that girl was also one of her tenants.) In the end, I had no choice but to tell her that I already have a girlfriend.

I had already forgotten all about it, but I didn’t expect that she would still remember it.

Liusu and Dong Xiaoye stood up hurriedly. In a panic, Dong Xiaoye was tripped over by the chair and fell right into my arms accidentally.

“Oh, it’s this young lady,” my landlady looked at Dong Xiaoye and said with a smile, “Xiao Chu, you are really lucky, your girlfriend is really beautiful.”

Dong Xiaoye was just tripped over by the chair, but my landlord didn’t notice the situation under her feet. So to her, Dong Xiaoye was using her action to tell her that she was my girlfriend…

Seeing Liusu’s face darkened, I couldn’t help but break out in a cold sweat.

“Elder Sister Wang, you misunderstood…”

Dong Xiaoye hurriedly got up from my arms, pointed to Liusu, and said, “Mrs. Wang, you have misunderstood it. She is his girlfriend.”

“Huh?” My landlady looked at Liusu in confusion.

Dong Xiaoye’s tone was calm, but she couldn’t hide the redness of her face. She gently pushed me away, and said to my landlady: “We’ve met before, don’t you remember me?”

My landlady was dazed, staring at Dong Xiaoye’s face for a while, and said, “Now that you mention it, you do look familiar to me….”